{"id":245,"date":"2014-01-28T17:13:18","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T22:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/?p=245"},"modified":"2014-05-22T14:25:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-22T19:25:11","slug":"ode-to-my-breathe-right-strip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=245","title":{"rendered":"Ode to my Breathe Right Strip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When January winds stir golden dust<br \/>\nOf cedars (really junipers) in the land,<br \/>\nMy sinuses swell up with ev\u2019ry gust,<br \/>\nEyes are runny and tissues in both hands.<\/p>\n<p>To ease the pain I\u2019ll swallow any pill<br \/>\nEmpty drug store shelves in desperation.<br \/>\nBut Claritin, Zyrtec, and Bendryl<br \/>\nFail to bring my symptoms to cessation.<\/p>\n<p>And so, dear Breathe Right Strip, I turn to you<br \/>\nTo save me from this annual nasal plight.<br \/>\nAs air flows in, more so than hitherto,<br \/>\nI give thanks that you made me feel alright.<\/p>\n<p>O, Breathe Right Strip! With you I can inhale!<br \/>\nI gasp, I gulp, so happy I could weep.<br \/>\nOver evil pollen I will prevail<br \/>\nAnd drift off into restorative sleep.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/breathe-right.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-246\" title=\"breathe right\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/breathe-right-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/breathe-right-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/breathe-right-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/breathe-right-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When January winds stir golden dust Of cedars (really junipers) in the land, My sinuses swell up with ev\u2019ry gust, Eyes are runny and tissues in both hands. To ease the pain I\u2019ll swallow any pill Empty drug store shelves &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=245\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,47],"tags":[65],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allergies","category-humor","tag-snark"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":278,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}