{"id":417,"date":"2015-04-17T08:11:59","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T13:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/?p=417"},"modified":"2015-04-17T08:11:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T13:11:59","slug":"life-with-a-rock-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=417","title":{"rendered":"Life with a Rock Star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A team of comedy writers has taken over my life. This happened today:<\/p>\n<p>My daughter had a screaming fit because she had nothing to wear. Nothing. No, not those!! They are regular clothes!!! She needed something stylish. Because she is in a band and they are singing today. She is 7. The band is performing at recess.<\/p>\n<p>We finally settled on this:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_418\" style=\"width: 282px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/maggie-sox.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-418\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-418\" title=\"maggie sox\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/maggie-sox-272x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"272\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/maggie-sox-272x300.jpg 272w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/maggie-sox.jpg 703w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-418\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Taylor Swift has nuthin&#8217; on this girl&#8217;s style.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A team of comedy writers has taken over my life. This happened today: My daughter had a screaming fit because she had nothing to wear. Nothing. No, not those!! They are regular clothes!!! She needed something stylish. Because she is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=417\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=417"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":420,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/417\/revisions\/420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}