{"id":493,"date":"2015-06-20T08:45:26","date_gmt":"2015-06-20T13:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/?p=493"},"modified":"2015-06-28T15:32:59","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T20:32:59","slug":"the-snarky-chaplain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=493","title":{"rendered":"The snarky chaplain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This first full week of being a hospital chaplain has been emotional, inspiring, and exhausting. If only more of my patients could appreciate this. I am here for you, people! Trying to learn something here!!! I am growing impatient with my patients.<\/p>\n<p>By Friday, I realized that most of the people who let me pray <del>with<\/del> for them are premature babies. Because they can&#8217;t say, &#8220;no thank you.&#8221; Before they are born, their parents are fine with a polite smile and a nod. Silently they say, &#8220;nice to see you, but I&#8217;m getting out of here soon and can&#8217;t think about anything else.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There are some people who do like to talk. But sometimes they are asleep or getting medical care when I stop by. Can we work on this?!<\/p>\n<p>Why do I feel like this is part of the lesson for my summer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This first full week of being a hospital chaplain has been emotional, inspiring, and exhausting. If only more of my patients could appreciate this. I am here for you, people! Trying to learn something here!!! I am growing impatient with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=493\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cpe","category-snark"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":521,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions\/521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}