{"id":650,"date":"2015-08-27T21:44:21","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T02:44:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2015-08-30T20:41:27","modified_gmt":"2015-08-31T01:41:27","slug":"you-have-to-go-there-really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maryology.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"You have to go there. Really."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have several new friends who just moved to Texas from other states. They asked and have been told about where to get the best BBQ, and they&#8217;ve learned about the odd quirks of our streets-that-change-names-every-couple-of-miles. The longer they live here, the greater the odds that they will learn how to two-step, where to catch great live music, and that tacos for breakfast, too.<\/p>\n<p>There is one thing, however, that I have been urging them to experience while they are here and they just don&#8217;t seem to understand it&#8217;s cultural importance. I am speaking about going to Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s. If you have to ask why, it means you have not been yet. You really should go.<\/p>\n<p>Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s is a roadside refuge, but not just a place to fill your tank and stretch your legs. Whenever you drive between Texas towns, it is important to make sure your route will pass a Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s or the trip will be incomplete.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I need to make it clear to the newcomers (the natives will know this already) which Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s I am talking about. You might drive down the highway and see a regular looking gas station\/convenience store with a sign that says, &#8220;Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s.&#8221; But that is NOT WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. Why would I send you to regular? I am sending you someplace extraordinary. You will know you are headed to the right place when you see huge billboards announcing, &#8220;Clean Restrooms Ahead. We <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Guaranpee<\/span> It! 21 Miles&#8221; (And that is true. You should have a serious talk with your bladder about timing your stop to meet this need &#8211; it is worth it.) I was headed toward the town of Waller and passed a sign that said, &#8220;Waller You Waiting For? 8 Miles.&#8221; Buc&#8217;ees loves a good pun.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-651\" style=\"color: #333333; font-style: normal; line-height: 24px;\" title=\"big buc'ees sign\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/big-bucees-sign-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/big-bucees-sign-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/big-bucees-sign-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/big-bucees-sign.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And then, there it was:<\/p>\n<p>That is just the side entrance.<\/p>\n<p>You can tell you are at the right place because IT IS AS BIG AS A HOME DEPOT. Maybe even a Walmart. It is immediately evident that this will be more than a pit stop, it will be a life changing road trip experience.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_652\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/beaver-nuggets.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-652\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-652\" title=\"beaver nuggets\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/beaver-nuggets-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/beaver-nuggets-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/beaver-nuggets-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/beaver-nuggets.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-652\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Doesn&#8217;t that sound appetizing?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Before you actually enter, you may think to yourself, &#8220;I wonder what kind of snack I can buy\u00a0myself at Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s?&#8221; Because that is what most people do when they go to a convenience store along the highway. In fact, Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s has its own brand of snacks, the most famous if which are the Beaver Nuggets:<\/p>\n<p>But there is so much more.<br \/>\nSo. Much. More.<\/p>\n<p>At Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s, you can find back-to-school fashion, napkins for your next fancy cocktail party and &#8211; y&#8217;all! &#8211; Texas-themed birdhouses for your Christian birds.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/napkins-shirt-and-birdhouses.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-653\" title=\"napkins shirt and birdhouses\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/napkins-shirt-and-birdhouses.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2160\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/napkins-shirt-and-birdhouses.jpg 2160w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/napkins-shirt-and-birdhouses-300x133.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/napkins-shirt-and-birdhouses-1024x455.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/napkins-shirt-and-birdhouses-500x222.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2160px) 100vw, 2160px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So far, you might think Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s isn&#8217;t that much better than any other stop along the road. And you really need to be getting on your way&#8230;except, haven&#8217;t you been thinking about redecorating your house? And wouldn&#8217;t it be convenient if you could do that now, while you are driving away from your house? At a place that also sells snacks and birdhouses? What if you could get a beaded cow skull, faux-leather pillows, and charming wooden signs for the walls in your new Texas home? What if you could get placemat, napkins and a table runner featuring the Texas bluebonnet? Or a faux leather shower curtain and matching towels? WHAT IF YOU COULD GET THIS ALL IN ONE PLACE?<\/p>\n<p>Friends, you can:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-decorating-stitch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-654\" title=\"buc'ees decorating stitch\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-decorating-stitch.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-decorating-stitch.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-decorating-stitch-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-decorating-stitch-400x300.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-cow-hides.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-655\" title=\"buc'ees cow hides\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-cow-hides-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-cow-hides-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/bucees-cow-hides.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps you need to take it up a notch. All those decorative items are just a little too tame for you?<\/p>\n<p>Okay. Why don&#8217;t you treat yourself to a cowhide? Because they sell those at Buc&#8217;ee&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Cowhides.<\/p>\n<p>At the highway gas station\/convenience store. (You can also get a mirror with a cowhide frame.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-656\" title=\"MK and Buc'ee\" src=\"http:\/\/old.maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/MK-and-Bucee-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/MK-and-Bucee-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/maryology.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/MK-and-Bucee.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And that isn&#8217;t even all -I could go on all day. Camo-themed items of all sorts. Everything imaginable in the shape of Texas &#8211; wooden things, stone things, soap things, lots and lots of Texas-shaped things. There is framed &#8220;art&#8221; on the walls leading to the famous bathrooms. And, of course, you can get your own Buc&#8217;ee to take home.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have several new friends who just moved to Texas from other states. They asked and have been told about where to get the best BBQ, and they&#8217;ve learned about the odd quirks of our streets-that-change-names-every-couple-of-miles. 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